📋 The Particulars
- Name
- Martin
- Status
- Single (this is load-bearing to the whole website)
- Location
- Horsham, West Sussex — will travel for the right Kanton
- Seeking
- Women of Austrian or Swiss origin, aged 18–99
- Languages
- English. Willing to learn "ich liebe dich" phonetically
- Rösti or Sachertorte
- Diplomatically refuses to choose
🏔️ What Martin Is Looking For
- Holds an Austrian or Swiss passport, or a very convincing accent
- Comfortable relocating to, or regularly visiting, Horsham
- Enjoys long walks, cheese fondue, and the general concept of neutrality
- Not put off by a website built for this specific purpose
- Sense of humour mandatory — see: this website
💘 Ready to enquire?
Applications from the Horsham area's Austrian and Swiss community are being reviewed on a rolling basis.